Wrong, dirty and amazing.

Vitals serves up the cream... in denim. 

NOVEMBER 27

4am-4pm AT WATERSIDE (11 Nile St, Port Adelaide)

Tix $10 at the door

It’s your favourite pair of jeans, but after they’ve been lost, shoved guiltily down the back of someone else’s couch. It’s that denim jacket that fell off its hanger and balled up at the bottom of your wardrobe. It’s those platform shoes you coveted at Vinnies, but never quite understood what they’d go with. A little bit wrong, a little bit dirty, but completely amazing at the same time. Just make sure to shake it out before you wear it; an electro-pop cabaret comedy duo, a mu-mu wearing granny and a 3 piece indie-pop band might have taken up residence in the folds of your denim…

Cream Your Denim is a 12 hour club-night for the ladeez and their peeps, serving up music from DJs and local musos, cabaret and comedy. Waterside Workers Hall in Port Adelaide will be pumping; filled with people who aren’t easily offended, waiting for the unpredictable results of throwing these acts together for a one night only queer extravaganza as part of Feast Festival.

Expect to be offered a hair cut by our pop-up art hairdresser complete with glamorous assistant (we’re sure your hair is really lovely as it is, but maybe it’s time for a change?), and why not then take part in the denim parade – cameltoes and stonewash are never out of fashion; if you can prove it, you are invited to wear it with pride and you could win a prize. Steamy songstress, Libby O’Donovan will commentate the dirty denim cat-walking and sing some sultry numbers to get you in the parading mood. Add a flowing bar with awesome drink specials and you’ve got yourself a pretty creamy party.

Featuring...

Missing Supergirl

Selina Jenkins (MLB) is a name well-known to Adelaide’s cabaret and music audiences. She’s played the Adelaide Fringe, Feast and La Boheme as her alter ego, Beau Heartbreaker, and wowed the punters at Feast’s Genderf*ck Ball and Picnic in the Park with her Britney Spears tribute band, Toxic. This year, she launched her new indie pop band, Missing Supergirl, who’ve been playing to happy, foot tapping houses all over Melbourne. Vitals is pleased to present Missing Supergirl in their debut Adelaide gig. With a “voice that will leave you breathless”, Selina’s hot new three-piece will be sure to make discerning ears happy.

The Bad Father

The Bad Father (MLB) are so wrong, they’re right. The Advertiser labeled them “Idiotic. Offensive. Unacceptable.” This electro-trash satirist duo, originally from Adelaide, robot dance their way into hearts with their unique blend of dark wit, outrageous silliness and infectious pop. They have toured festivals across Australia including Midsumma, Melbourne Fringe and TasPride, culminating in a nomination for Best Cabaret Ensemble in the 2009 Green Room Awards and an appearance one of Australia’s most watched shows, ABC TV’s Spicks and Specks (watch their appearance here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNiO_2MVk4A)

Granny Flaps

This mu-mu wearing ukulele lady will warm hearts with her unique versions of well known songs about battery operated devices, childbirth and much more. Audiences are warned: don’t sing along, even if you know the words. Not for the easily offended, this local act won the 2010 Adelaide Fringe Award for Best Emerging Comedian and has recently returned from a national tour with Puppetry of the Penis.
(Get a sneak peek of Granny Flaps here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Wdud5RD6Og)


Who's on when?

The party gets going at 4pm, with a happy hour 5-6pm and drink specials throughout the night.

5pm - Em & Clem (Emily Davis and Clementine Ford)
6pm – Granny Flaps
7pm – The Bad Father
8pm – Disc Jockey Nonchalant Sally plays vinyl
10pm – Missing Supergirl
11pm – Libby O’Donovan hosts denim parade – prizes for the best outfits

11:30 til late – Ease up Mother Brown DJ's

The night will be hosted with much loved comedy performers Lori Farmer and Jo Zealand
And from 5 -11pm partake in the pop-up hair salon with Sophie Osbourne, who’s 

pop-up salon on the last night of the Fringe Club was a hit.